Monday, October 31, 2011

Does anyone actually "kare" that Kim is divorcing?

You cannot have possibly believed that her marriage to Kris Humphries was actually genuine?!?

1. She wasn't changing her name.
2. She wasn't moving to Minnesota.
3. She was planning things without him.
4. They made a mockery out of their wedding and probably made a killing from their TV special and sold their picks to People Magazine.
5. They made a mockery out of their honeymoon by having US Weekly travel with them and sold their honeymoon pics to them.  Is nothing private and sacred???
6. Fame whore marries a fame whore.. It was like Speidi part two.
7. He was a complete douche and looked like Harry from Harry and the Hendersons.  No one in their right mind would have actually wanted to be with him, let alone marry him.
8. I bet she only liked him because he was an athlete and thought it was cute his name was "Kris".  Sorry, when he has the same name and spelling as your mother, there's something wrong.
9. Of course he married her...  She's a "Kardashian".  Maybe he thought he could put her materialism and fame hunger to the side to make it work.
10. The only person who makes sense in that family is Khloe and she must have smelled this coming from a mile away because she was so against him at first.  She knew he was all about the "opportunity".  She must be secretly happy inside.

Ok Ok...  Enough Kim-Kris bashing.  I'm sure this will be the top story for days to come.  Sigh.

Here's some TMZ links for you..
http://www.tmz.com/2011/10/31/kim-kardashian-divorce-kris-humphries-files/#.Tq7aOmDx9gQ
http://www.tmz.com/2011/10/31/why-kim-kardashian-is-divorcing-kris-humphries/#.Tq7Z72Dx9gQ
http://www.tmz.com/2011/10/31/kris-humphries-speaks-about-divorce/#.Tq7dV2Dx9gQ